What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Is Pampano safe to eat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do married men like sucking dick?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper